Thursday, December 30, 2010
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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
If you watched the latest Harry Potter movie you would get this.
If you have not however....Sorry for spoils.
Have You Ever Felt Like This?
Have you ever felt that you are in the wrong place at the wrong time? This guy sure has. He was supposed to be in a job interview but actually got mixed for an interview. Nice improv though...
Friday, December 17, 2010
Need A Bad Day To Get Into Heaven
It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from."
St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this; I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from."
St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this; I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."
Thursday, December 16, 2010
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Friday, December 3, 2010
Why sharks circle people before attacking
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
Read more: http://www.amyoops.com/#ixzz1779EHJWH
I found the funny at Amyoops
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
Read more: http://www.amyoops.com/#ixzz1779EHJWH
I found the funny at Amyoops
Feeling Down???
If yes, sing to this. Go crazy bout it. It definitely works(for obvious reasons: either you find youself slightly retarded to be sad or just plain enjoyed going crazy).
You're welcome.
Monday, November 29, 2010
Sunday, November 28, 2010
French Computer
A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
"House," in French, is feminine-"la mansion."
"Pencil," in French, is masculine - "le crayon."
One puzzled student asked, "...What gender is computer?..."
The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary.
So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.
Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
"House," in French, is feminine-"la mansion."
"Pencil," in French, is masculine - "le crayon."
One puzzled student asked, "...What gender is computer?..."
The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary.
So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.
Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
Equals Annoying Orange (Equals Three Spoof)
Funny =3 spoof by Annoying Orange. Youtube is on fire today!
Pokemon Theme Song REVENGE!
Remake!!! Awesome! Try finding the spongebob squarepants cameo in the video.
Friday, November 26, 2010
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Barack Obama Eddie Murphy Denzel Washington Jay-Z Smeagol Impressions
Too Funny! Decided to double post.
50 impressions Jay Pharoah pt.1 Eddie, Chris, Will,Heath, Jack, Owen,Pri...
Love this guy's impressions. Especially found Stewie Griffin one surprising. Check him out.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Green Lantern (2011) - Trailer (HQ) Exclusive
As long as he(Ryan Reynolds) isn't in a box, it should be good.
Danny MacAskill - "Way Back Home" - NEW street trials riding short film
Worth the watch if you have 8 mins to spare
PHONEKERCHIEF
This unique handkerchief is made of smart material capable of blocking phone signals.
Might need one considering my phone keeps going off in class.
link.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Learn Chinese Fast
I used this to study for my tests. (Note: I either failed them or just passed!)
Whoever made this should get his facts right... I mean, why is a 'chinese' teaching tool bordered with japanese?
Monday, November 15, 2010
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
いろいろな小さ過ぎる箱とねこ。-Many too small boxes and Maru.-
An experiment done to find out how small the box can be before Maru(The Cat) stops trying to get into it.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Angry Birds Cake
Never played Angry Birds. But this is definitely one good looking cake!
For more pics of awesome cakes, go see toxel.com's compilation
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Gulliver's Travels (2010)
Stars Jack Black, Emily Blunt, Jason Segel, Amanda Peet, T.J. Miller, Catherine Tate, Billy Connolly, and Chris O'Dowd.
Star Wars Arcade
Cool Star Wars iPhone Game. Game overlays itself over the background your camera points onto.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Lego Anatomical Model
Done By Giovanni Seynhaeve. I find this creation a very interesting take on the inner workings of the human brain and senses.
The 'ear man' sends signals to the brain on sounds heard.
The 'eye man' sends signals to the brain regarding images seen.
The 'Chef' resides in the mouth where food is made into smaller pieces.
Like this part where the creator says 'the tickle in the throat'.
The brain.There are more details regarding this creation by Giovanni Seynhaeve. To find out more, click his name anywhere in this post.
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