Friday, December 17, 2010

Need A Bad Day To Get Into Heaven

It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this; I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

Friday, December 3, 2010

Get your Batman Name!!!

Follow the easy steps below to get your Batman name.

Why sharks circle people before attacking

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"

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I found the funny at Amyoops

Live Action Road-runner: Wiley Vs. Rhodes

Feeling Down???

If yes, sing to this. Go crazy bout it. It definitely works(for obvious reasons: either you find youself slightly retarded to be sad or just plain enjoyed going crazy).

You're welcome.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

French Computer

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"House," in French, is feminine-"la mansion."

"Pencil," in French, is masculine - "le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "...What gender is computer?..."

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary.

So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

Equals Annoying Orange (Equals Three Spoof)

Funny =3 spoof by Annoying Orange. Youtube is on fire today!

Pokemon Theme Song REVENGE!

Remake!!! Awesome! Try finding the spongebob squarepants cameo in the video.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Learn Chinese Fast

I used this to study for my tests. (Note: I either failed them or just passed!)

Whoever made this should get his facts right... I mean, why is a 'chinese' teaching tool bordered with japanese?

Funny Video*

*If u watched two or more of the mentioned director's movies.

Clean The Fan

Has anyone actually cleaned their computer fan?

Friday, November 12, 2010

いろいろな小さ過ぎる箱とねこ。-Many too small boxes and Maru.-

An experiment done to find out how small the box can be before Maru(The Cat) stops trying to get into it.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Lego Anatomical Model

Done By Giovanni Seynhaeve. I find this creation a very interesting take on the inner workings of the human brain and senses.

The 'ear man' sends signals to the brain on sounds heard.

The 'eye man' sends signals to the brain regarding images seen.

The 'Chef' resides in the mouth where food is made into smaller pieces.

Like this part where the creator says 'the tickle in the throat'.

The brain.

There are more details regarding this creation by Giovanni Seynhaeve. To find out more, click his name anywhere in this post.